whichever god created spiders, i’m gonna ram an eggsac down their throat. They leave their stupid webs everywhere, they get gunk all over everything, AND THEY HAVE 8 EYES….. who needs eight eyes, what do those two extra ones on top give’m a nice view of their fat butts. I just cleaned my armor of webs and no sooner than i do then, more show up. Their only redeeming quality is the nice squishy sound they make underneath my boot…… Anyway, we’re finally on our way to find this rod, pretty easygoing so far. Oh, i see some merchants up ahead. I wonder if they have food. I could really go for a nice juicy stea…….